AlanCarr: A giant polystyrene frog has just turned up at my door - either someones spiked my tea or ive been pissed on amazon last night
jimmycarr: The BNP are complain about 'media bias'. Fair enough you can't even describe their leader til after 9pm & even then they bleep the c-word
Wossy: Am heading to the BBC. Have bought large febreze with me in hope I can clear BNP stench from soft furnishings.